Thursday, August 15, 2013

Keeping Up With The Karlovic

Our man Ivo Karlovic failed to qualify for this year's Western & Southern Open, leaving The Outer Courts heartbroken and searching for our new Ivo. But the fact of the matter is, there isn't another Ivo Karlovic. We've looked and looked and looked. Ivo is our one and only.

So before things get rolling here today, let's take a look at what Ivo has been up to since we last saw him at Indian Wells, in this new feature titled, "Keeping Up With The Karlovic."

He eats asparagus for two reasons and two reasons only. Why else would he eat it?

He's a big fan of Candy Crush, Words With Friends, and several other iPhone games. Wait til he discovers the Morphie iPhone case with built-in charger. He'll never stand up.

He's not a fan of you hogging the arm rest. I assume he has issues with the leg room, too.

Yup. He does. He should be allowed to call all-time emergency exit row.

He doesn't take it easy on the younger generation. Enjoy returning that serve, kid.

His chivalry isn't dead. There's a lesson for the ladies. Date Ivo, not rappers.

Nicki Minaj reminds him of mistakes he's made in the past. On second thought, maybe he doesn't need the built-in charger.